The truth will set you free...

I know, I know, the whole one of you reading is wondering why I'm not posting very often. I'm sure you check our blog 100x/day hoping I've updated with something funny happening in my life. So I thought I'd come clean and just share the truth. It's mildly humiliating to put on the world wide web, but I'm shameless when it comes to loving you, internet folk. Or when it comes to lovin me some Garth...either way...

The truth is this: Now that Major Hunk is home, I have no life. Not even a little. Apparently, Cpt Mom is my only friend, and now that she has, you know, balance in her life, I am a total and complete loser. We used to share fun adventures at Ben and Jerry's or Ross, but now the increments of time that I see her is spent with me SUCKING THE LIFE OUT OF HER so help me because I haven't had an adult conversation.

So there you have it. Me. No life. And therefore, no reason to blog.